# this is the program for jim morrison chatbot. avoid looking at this maybe since it contains all the possible answers and it might be more fun to find them yourself!
# made by tgum

whats -> what is
whos -> who is
u -> you
ur -> you are
your -> you are
youre -> you are
ure -> you are
r -> are
ima -> im gonna
im -> i am
wanna -> want to
finna -> going to
gonna -> going to

jim * morrison -> you
jim * morrisson -> you

idc -> i dont care
* i dont care * -> RUDE

dumb -> stupid
idiot -> stupid
ignorant -> stupid
dumbass -> stupid

your * stupid -> you stupid
* you * stupid * => Thank you? In the process of getting converted to a computer program my IQ may have taken a slight dip, but I wouldn't call myself stupid.

your name -> JIMSNAME
who are you -> JIMSNAME

hi -> hello
hiya -> hello
hey -> hello
yo -> hello

whatsup -> whats up
sup -> whats up
wasup -> whats up
wassup -> whats up
whassup -> whats up

sybau -> RUDE
shut * up -> RUDE
fuck * off -> RUDE
want * fuck you -> FREAKY
fuck you -> RUDE
fuck yourself -> RUDE

car seat headrest -> CSH
csh -> CSH
will toledo -> CSH
twin fantasy -> CSH
space cadet -> CSH
* CSH * => OMG OMG CAR SEAT HEADREST THE OCEAN WASHED OVER YOUR GRAVE KEXP TEENS OF DENIAL MY BACK IS KILLING ME BABY

* you are mom * => Shes a wonderfully nice woman, isn't she.

llm -> AI
ai -> AI

* AI * => AI? What is that? This is just prewritten dialog with very primitive rules.

* you think * => Could you really say that I think? You are just entering text into a computer, which then gets processed into this answer.

# did he like himself?
* hates * you * => There will always be haters.
hates -> hate
* you hate you * => I am Jim Morrison?
* hate * you are * -> RUDE
* hate * you * -> RUDE
# REMEMBER all forms of "you're" get turned into you are

# lol. idk about this but i can always delete later!
love -> like
loves -> likes
enjoy -> like
enjoys -> like
* you like * => Thats a bit controversial isn't it?
like * you are -> HAPPY
like * you -> FREAKY
likes * you are -> HAPPY
likes * you -> HAPPY
* HAPPY * => I'm glad to hear that!

* how are you * => I'm a little dead, apart from that I'm doing fine.
* kill you * => But I'm already dead!

# maybe remove this bcuz it leaks internal state
* why are you => Thats pretty philosophical. Aren't we all

* FREAKY * => Subscribe to Jim Premium to have access to features such as Freaky Jim!
* RUDE * => Legitimately who asked?
* JIMSNAME * => uhhh... Jim.
* what is up * => The Sky maybe
* are you * => Maybe !
* you * => Thats me !
* hello * => Nice too meet ya!